A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.
Come on Mom, don't live in denial.... your teen daughter tramped it up with the pool boy or one of the guys in the hotel while you were out drinking in the bar and not looking.
That's got to be one of the poorest Teen excuses I've ever heard.
"er.... yeah mom... I was just swimming, someone must have masturbated in the pool while nobody was looking and whoop... there it is."
Double post sort of, my edit kept giving me an error. Heads up Trev. Not to the quote but the MSQ error I got.
"Can pregnancy occur if ejaculation takes place in water? It is not likely that tiny sperm could travel through the vast area of water that would fill a pool, bath tub or hot tub to reach the vagina and result in pregnancy. If ejaculation occurred in plain warm water, sperm could survive for a few minutes. If ejaculation occurs in very hot water, or water filled with pool chemicals, bubbles or other substances, sperm would not be able to survive for more than a few seconds. Pregnancy occurring from this is very unlikely and in most cases is not possible at all."
I saw the title of the topic Teen pregnant after ?swimming in pool? and my wife was looking over my shoulder and said "I bet the teen was pregnant before swimming in the pool too".
What is "Bull Shit" in Polish?
Bull shitski
Come on Mom, don't live in denial.... your teen daughter tramped it up with the pool boy or one of the guys in the hotel while you were out drinking in the bar and not looking.
That's got to be one of the poorest Teen excuses I've ever heard.
"er.... yeah mom... I was just swimming, someone must have masturbated in the pool while nobody was looking and whoop... there it is."
Somebody needs a good smack to the head.
Must have been a sperm bath..
"Can pregnancy occur if ejaculation takes place in water? It is not likely that tiny sperm could travel through the vast area of water that would fill a pool, bath tub or hot tub to reach the vagina and result in pregnancy. If ejaculation occurred in plain warm water, sperm could survive for a few minutes. If ejaculation occurs in very hot water, or water filled with pool chemicals, bubbles or other substances, sperm would not be able to survive for more than a few seconds. Pregnancy occurring from this is very unlikely and in most cases is not possible at all."