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A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.
Come on Mom, don't live in denial.... your teen daughter tramped it up with the pool boy or one of the guys in the hotel while you were out drinking in the bar and not looking.
That's got to be one of the poorest Teen excuses I've ever heard.
"er.... yeah mom... I was just swimming, someone must have masturbated in the pool while nobody was looking and whoop... there it is."Somebody needs a good smack to the head.