Two Vancouver men are facing charges of theft after RCMP in Coquitlam, B.C., say they arrested the pair for allegedly stealing a shopping cart loaded with $1,400 worth of butter
I don't have a thermometer, I go by butter. Out of the entire spring & summer here you could grab the butter that was left on the counter and spread it on toast without shredding the toast for about two weeks. For three days you could even spread it on bread without breaking it. Those three days meet my personal definition of summertime, which might explain why I'm grouchy. I've seen that shit selling for up to $7.69 in these parts. Maybe the cops will need to use a "street value" like they used to do for weed.
"herbie" said I don't have a thermometer, I go by butter. Out of the entire spring & summer here you could grab the butter that was left on the counter and spread it on toast without shredding the toast for about two weeks. For three days you could even spread it on bread without breaking it. Those three days meet my personal definition of summertime, which might explain why I'm grouchy. I've seen that shit selling for up to $7.69 in these parts. Maybe the cops will need to use a "street value" like they used to do for weed.
Yup. Mrs. Bart and I divide the year into two parts:
"Tyler_1" said Maybe someone ran out of gravy and had nothing to put on the left over mashed potatos. It happens. Ketchup works if you can't steal butter.
A black market for butter? Which fetches a butter price, salted or unsalted?
*groan*
This topic makes my stomach churn.
Don't get all whipped up over this.
A black market for butter? Which fetches a butter price, salted or unsalted?
Please don't spread this information or you will be toast.
Out of the entire spring & summer here you could grab the butter that was left on the counter and spread it on toast without shredding the toast for about two weeks. For three days you could even spread it on bread without breaking it.
Those three days meet my personal definition of summertime, which might explain why I'm grouchy.
I've seen that shit selling for up to $7.69 in these parts. Maybe the cops will need to use a "street value" like they used to do for weed.
I don't have a thermometer, I go by butter.
Out of the entire spring & summer here you could grab the butter that was left on the counter and spread it on toast without shredding the toast for about two weeks. For three days you could even spread it on bread without breaking it.
Those three days meet my personal definition of summertime, which might explain why I'm grouchy.
I've seen that shit selling for up to $7.69 in these parts. Maybe the cops will need to use a "street value" like they used to do for weed.
Yup. Mrs. Bart and I divide the year into two parts:
Soft Butter Season and Hard Butter Season.
Maybe someone ran out of gravy and had nothing to put on the left over mashed potatos. It happens. Ketchup works if you can't steal butter.
That would be a CATastrophe