[Newsbot]

Title: 2 arrested following rash of butter thefts
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: Strutz
Date: 2018-11-16 10:35:44
Canadian

[Strutz]

A black market for butter? Which fetches a butter price, salted or unsalted?

[DrCaleb]

[llama66]

Strutz Strutz:

A black market for butter? Which fetches a butter price, salted or unsalted?

*groan*

[BartSimpson]

This topic makes my stomach churn.

[Thanos]

Some of these hardcore Last Tango In Paris fans really need to get their fetish under control and not cross the line into lawbreaking.

[DrCaleb]

One day I'll be able to tell the grandkids about the "Great Butter Heist of 2018".

[llama66]

BartSimpson BartSimpson:

This topic makes my stomach churn.

Don't get all whipped up over this.

[PluggyRug]

Strutz Strutz:

A black market for butter? Which fetches a butter price, salted or unsalted?

Please don't spread this information or you will be toast.

[BartSimpson]

Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.

[herbie]

I don't have a thermometer, I go by butter.
Out of the entire spring & summer here you could grab the butter that was left on the counter and spread it on toast without shredding the toast for about two weeks. For three days you could even spread it on bread without breaking it.
Those three days meet my personal definition of summertime, which might explain why I'm grouchy.
I've seen that shit selling for up to $7.69 in these parts. Maybe the cops will need to use a "street value" like they used to do for weed.

[BartSimpson]

herbie herbie:

I don't have a thermometer, I go by butter.
Out of the entire spring & summer here you could grab the butter that was left on the counter and spread it on toast without shredding the toast for about two weeks. For three days you could even spread it on bread without breaking it.
Those three days meet my personal definition of summertime, which might explain why I'm grouchy.
I've seen that shit selling for up to $7.69 in these parts. Maybe the cops will need to use a "street value" like they used to do for weed.

Yup. Mrs. Bart and I divide the year into two parts:

Soft Butter Season and Hard Butter Season.

[Tyler_1]

Maybe someone ran out of gravy and had nothing to put on the left over mashed potatos. It happens. Ketchup works if you can't steal butter.

[fifeboy]

Tyler_1 Tyler_1:

Maybe someone ran out of gravy and had nothing to put on the left over mashed potatos. It happens. Ketchup works if you can't steal butter.

That would be a CATastrophe