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Is This Indian Guru Dead or Meditating' $170 Mi

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Is This Indian Guru Dead or Meditating' $170 Million Depends On Answer


Religion | 208429 hits | May 29 2:18 pm | Posted by: N_Fiddledog
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His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj, a wealthy religious leader in the Punjab city of Jalandhar, is either dead or meditating. A court may decide which...

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  1. by avatar DrCaleb
    Fri May 30, 2014 1:24 pm
    If he smells funny, he's dead.

    Where's my cheque?

  2. by avatar 2Cdo
    Fri May 30, 2014 1:36 pm
    Just wait for the flies to start feasting on his body. :lol:

    But I doubt even that would convince the nutjobs.

  3. by avatar QBall
    Fri May 30, 2014 1:42 pm
    While all this gets decided, His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj will remain right where he is: in a commercial freezer.


    Take him out of the freezer. The laws of nature will tell you whether he's dead or alive quite definitively.

  4. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Sun Jun 01, 2014 7:41 pm
    "2Cdo" said
    Just wait for the flies


    Not a great determinant when it comes to Indian holy men/ascetics

  5. by Thanos
    Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:32 pm
    "QBall" said
    While all this gets decided, His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj will remain right where he is: in a commercial freezer.


    Take him out of the freezer. The laws of nature will tell you whether he's dead or alive quite definitively.




    Check it out, man. It's a freezer geezer! :mrgreen:

  6. by avatar Delwin
    Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:41 pm
    No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

  7. by avatar Strutz
    Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:23 am
    So, the police say he's dead and the courts say it's a spiritual matter.

    Have they considered seeking the opinion of a... hmmmm... doctor? They have medical equipment that can determine such things. :roll:

  8. by avatar Hyack
    Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:33 am



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