Is This Indian Guru Dead or Meditating' $170 Million Depends On Answer

Religion | 208434 hits | May 29 2:18 pm | Posted by: N_Fiddledog

His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj, a wealthy religious leader in the Punjab city of Jalandhar, is either dead or meditating. A court may decide which...

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by DrCaleb
Fri May 30, 2014 1:24 pm
If he smells funny, he's dead.

Where's my cheque?
by 2Cdo
Fri May 30, 2014 1:36 pm
Just wait for the flies to start feasting on his body.

But I doubt even that would convince the nutjobs.
by QBall
Fri May 30, 2014 1:42 pm
While all this gets decided, His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj will remain right where he is: in a commercial freezer.

Take him out of the freezer. The laws of nature will tell you whether he's dead or alive quite definitively.
by ShepherdsDog
Sun Jun 01, 2014 7:41 pm
"2Cdo" said
Just wait for the flies

Not a great determinant when it comes to Indian holy men/ascetics
by Thanos
Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:32 pm
"QBall" said
While all this gets decided, His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj will remain right where he is: in a commercial freezer.

Take him out of the freezer. The laws of nature will tell you whether he's dead or alive quite definitively.

Check it out, man. It's a freezer geezer!
by Delwin
Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:41 pm
No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
by Strutz
Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:23 am
So, the police say he's dead and the courts say it's a spiritual matter.

Have they considered seeking the opinion of a... hmmmm... doctor? They have medical equipment that can determine such things.
by Hyack
Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:33 am

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