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U.S. warns citizens of �zombie apocalypse'

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U.S. warns citizens of �zombie apocalypse'


Funny | 208371 hits | Sep 07 10:54 am | Posted by: saturn_656
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Tongue-in-cheek warning part of a public health campaign urging better preparation for disasters and emergencies

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  1. by avatar DrCaleb
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:36 pm
    http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax

    Just sayin'.

  2. by avatar raydan
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:43 pm
    I thought that the Republican convention was over.

  3. by avatar DrCaleb
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:50 pm
    "raydan" said
    I thought that the Republican convention was over.


    Hence, the warning. Both Republican and Democrat conventions are over, so there will be many Zombies roaming the streets.

  4. by avatar saturn_656
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:51 pm
    "DrCaleb" said
    http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax

    Just sayin'.


    :lol:

    Disclaimer: Hornady� Zombie Max� ammunition is NOT a toy (IT IS LIVE AMMUNITION), but is intended only to be used on�ZOMBIES, also known as the living dead, undead, etc. No human being, plant, animal, vegetable or mineral should ever be shot with Hornady� Zombie Max� ammunition. Again, we repeat, Hornady� Zombie Max� ammunition is for use on ZOMBIES ONLY, and that's not a nickname, phrase or cute way of referring to anybody, place or thing. When we say Zombies, we mean�ZOMBIES!

  5. by avatar BartSimpson  Gold Member
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:52 pm
    "raydan" said
    I thought that the Republican convention was over.


    Bob Hope spoke to this issue seventy years ago:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

  6. by avatar PublicAnimalNo9
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:53 pm
    Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you�re prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.

    So basically arm yourself to the tits and have at it? :lol:

  7. by avatar BartSimpson  Gold Member
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:54 pm
    "PublicAnimalNo9" said
    Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you�re prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.


    So basically arm yourself to the tits and have at it? :lol:


    Yep. :wink:

  8. by avatar raydan
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:04 pm
    "BartSimpson" said
    I thought that the Republican convention was over.


    Bob Hope spoke to this issue seventy years ago:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4
    :lol:

  9. by avatar 2Cdo
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:22 pm
    "BartSimpson" said
    I thought that the Republican convention was over.


    Bob Hope spoke to this issue seventy years ago:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

    Bob is priceless. :lol:

  10. by avatar Gunnair  Gold Member
    Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:37 pm


    :P



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