He is preparing for his biggest night of the year and NORAD is getting ready to track his journey as he leaves the North Pole, bound for millions of homes across the globe on the ever magical Christmas Eve.
When I went to the NORAD site, at first I found it very slow, then eventually my hard drive started doing the funky chicken, so I tried to go to another website. However, my computer went so non-responsive that I ended up pulling the network cable out of the computer.......the computer still didn't recover. I was forced to do a hard boot.
I know this is silly but I couldn't help but think of a government virus designed to penetrate the computers of their civilians so they can use their new found power to conquer and control us.
I hope NORAD remembers that Saint Nicholas is an Armenian, and not an Arab. With all the profiling and no fly lists nowadays it'd cause some trouble if he ended up being detained in Gitmo, while trying to deliver goodies to children in North America.
mwahaha santa is tied up and gaged in my basement, if mrs claus or the elves want to see santa again, i demand 1 MILLION candy canes. You have until boxing day or santa is getting the axe
Merry Christmas to all
needs a bump
Merry Christmas to all
How's this one?.....
Direct link to the Santa Tracker:
Santa Tracker 2009
I know this is silly but I couldn't help but think of a government virus designed to penetrate the computers of their civilians so they can use their new found power to conquer and control us.
Worse yet, I'm going to get spammed by an endless stream of viagra and penis enlargement emails.
Sure you sure look like you need viagra. lol
Eh, btw, only a joke, not sure if ev1 gets it.
Worse yet, I'm going to get spammed by an endless stream of viagra and penis enlargement emails.
You mean to say you aren't already being overwhelmed by them everywhere you go on line?
ok, gotta go open more presents