LONDON -- Two British Sunday newspapers said LaToya Jackson believes her brother Michael Jackson was murdered by a group of conspirators trying to get hold of his fortune.
Huh, if that were true, it was either his family that murdered him (there is a will, remember, LaToya?) or a couple of stupid morons that had better waited till he had finished his 50 concerts, so he would have been more loaded.
Basicly, I have only one thing to say... I can understand you are grief-strucken, but seriously... Get a grip girl...
"xerxes" said I'm surprised there haven't been any Elvis-esque alien abduction theories yet. After all, we never saw his body...
OMG!! I never thought about that!! He isn't dead at all! It's all a media spectacle! All his memerobelia that are sold make him rich, so he can pay off his debt, while he goes under the knife once again to change his appearance and live happily ever after in Dubai in some estate, waiting for the aliens that will find him (and only hime) there, to take him to their planet and perform another surgery on him, to see what our silicones are make of!
LaToya phoned me today. I've been offered the opportunity to ghost-write her expose on the murder of her brother. I'm thinking of calling "Crossfire: the Plot that Killed Kennedy".
Basicly, I have only one thing to say... I can understand you are grief-strucken, but seriously... Get a grip girl...
*yoinks smiley*
I think Trev should add this to the smiley collection, don't you?
Oh here we go.... Can someone pass the tinfoil?
It was just a matter of time. Wait its going to get worse.
I'm surprised there haven't been any Elvis-esque alien abduction theories yet. After all, we never saw his body...
OMG!! I never thought about that!! He isn't dead at all! It's all a media spectacle! All his memerobelia that are sold make him rich, so he can pay off his debt, while he goes under the knife once again to change his appearance and live happily ever after in Dubai in some estate, waiting for the aliens that will find him (and only hime) there, to take him to their planet and perform another surgery on him, to see what our silicones are make of!
Pass out the aluminium pie-plates and skatelaces.
Can we boycot those attention whores now?
Probably closer to say boycott the sluts.