Man freed thanks to penis lizard tattoo


Strange | 206707 hits | Jul 11 2:57 pm | Posted by: snookums
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A man who appeared in court accused of flashing his penis at a female train guard has walked free, thanks to a tattoo on his manhood.

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  1. by avatar wildrosegirl
    Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:54 am
    OMG. That's actually hilarious. :lol:

  2. by avatar Brenda
    Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:30 am
    Before being reminded he was under oath Barry had wanted to claim the tattoo was seven inches long.


    Nice touch :lol:

  3. by avatar Yogi
    Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:10 am
    "Brenda" said
    Before being reminded he was under oath Barry had wanted to claim the tattoo was seven inches long.


    Nice touch :lol:


    7 inches! 8O That's only a salamander, not a lizard. He should be charged with 'lying under oath! :lol:

  4. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:19 am
    Ok Mr. Gecko, you ever seen one of the those giant Japanese salamanders?


  5. by ridenrain
    Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:53 am
    How many freak'n bugs would that thing have to eat to get that big. I didn't think salamanders got that big.

  6. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:03 am
    I think that's why they keep Japanese children away from streams. They eat fish crayfish, other salamanders and whatever gets close to their mouth. The ones in Japan grow up to 1.8 metres and the Japanese ones grow up to 1.4 metres.



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