Female 'vampire' unearthed in plague death grave

I know a lot of people are going to hate me for this comment but oh well, here goes.

Religious belief is based on a old book dated back in the roman ages.

Ages where through-out time there has been many gods, many religions and mythical creatures.

Which diddn't change through-out time. Starting with hunts for witches, wizards, vampires and yet religious belief of a old book stating theres a invisable person in the sky who created everything is somehow creditable

I just don't understand it

freaky, I always thought to kill a vampire to had to steak the heart and cut of the head and stuff the mouth with garlic.

Steak to the heart? Did it die of clogged arteries? I thought the garlic would have helped reduce the cholesterol from the steak too.

you'd think that, but sadly the steak prevents the garlic from working...

hmm, looks like my ex-wife