[Newsbot]

Title: 'Global surge' in rhino poaching
Category: World
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2009-12-01 16:47:01

[gonavy47]

I shot one of those pesky Canadian rhinos, in the middle of the night, in my pajamas. How he got to wear my pajamas, I'll never know!

[Zipperfish]

[Zipperfish]

Seriously though. Do we even need animals? I'm sure all the leftards will come out and start weeping green tears for the rhinos when it's pretty clear from talking to Patrick Michaels that, in fact, the rhino population is exploding. The rhinos are actually eating children in Botswana, so really wiping them out is a good thing. And the elephants, because they eat too much. All we really need for wild animals are cows and chickens.

[Hyack]

Mmmmm.......poached rhino, maybe with some fava beans and a nice Chianti....