[Newsbot]

Title: Doomsayers point to Mayan calendar's end in 2012
Category: World
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2009-10-11 18:51:53

[tritium]

Dec. 21, 2012... I know what will happen that day.

I will be 48 years old.

[sandorski]

tritium tritium:

Dec. 21, 2012... I know what will happen that day.

I will be 48 years old.

Damn, bet you're looking forward to it then....I'll be a spry 47 with lots of Life left to experience.

[xerxes]

If the Mayans were so smart, how come they aren't around anymore hmm?

[ridenrain]

It can't be true unless Al Gore makes a movie about it.

[xerxes]

Does Roland Emmerich count?

[Tman1]

xerxes xerxes:

If the Mayans were so smart, how come they aren't around anymore hmm?

Why aren't the Romans? Why aren't the Etruscans? Why aren't the Mycenaeans? Why aren't the Easter Islanders? Hmmm?

[Hyack]

xerxes xerxes:

If the Mayans were so smart, how come they aren't around anymore hmm?

The Mayans and the previous inhabitants of Atlantis are now living in a Utopian society on a planet revolving around the Alpha Centauri binary star system.

[Tman1]

Sorry, didn't see them there at my last stop.

[Scipio]

I saw a couple Mayans yesterday. Why they still cling to that blasted calendar while driving is beyond me! Just because a civilization ended in the 1500s doesn't mean all the people disappeared without having children. Really, where did you study history? Even Hitler missed a few of my relatives. And he had transportation engineers begging for more work. Columbus and his contemporaries had disease on their side, but no transportation engineers. Perhaps, the Mayans should talk to the new Germans--the Japanese.

[Tman1]

Really? The Mayans are an extinct culture so I doubt you 'saw' a couple of them just recently. Oh, the Japanese again..the new Germans... What did the Japanese do to you recently?

[Bacardi4206]

Tman1 Tman1:

Really? The Mayans are an extinct culture so I doubt you 'saw' a couple of them just recently. Oh, the Japanese again..the new Germans... What did the Japanese do to you recently?

He went on a Japanese game show... you know how those are. Hoping to see some tits and let's just say he picked the wrong door and leave it at that...

Anyways OH NOES, the Y2K BUG is going to kill us all!. Oh wait, what year is it? Oh nevermind, wrong end of the world theory. We are all going to die at 2012! Everybody build space alien proof bunkers.