[Newsbot]

Title: DNA bank gets 'poop' on dog owners
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: Alta_redneck
Date: 2009-04-01 06:27:32
Canadian

[ridenrain]

This is retarded. cops can't get timely DNA testing to solve real crimes yet Calgary wants to spend $1 million to catch pooping dogs?

[Alta_redneck]

With the piles showing up around here as the snow slowly melts, I think it’s a good idea. No one wants their dog registered so they’ll go around picking up other dog crap to take into city hall instead. It’ll be like a self cleaning oven.

But then again I support a lot of ideas as long as my tax $ aren't paying for it.

[ziggy]

neighbours dog barking all night??????



Payback time!
This could be abused fairly easily.

[novachick]

I think people that don't pick up after their dog's are rude, lazy assed tards. Absolutely no excuse for it.

[DerbyX]

novachick novachick:

I think people that don't pick up after their dog's are rude, lazy assed tards. Absolutely no excuse for it.

No pun intended eh?

[raydan]

novachick novachick:

I think people that don't pick up after their dog's are rude, lazy assed tards. Absolutely no excuse for it.

We should do what we do to cats when they piss on the floor or carpet.
Rub the owner's face in it.

[novachick]

DerbyX DerbyX:

novachick novachick:

I think people that don't pick up after their dog's are rude, lazy assed tards. Absolutely no excuse for it.

No pun intended eh?

[novachick]

raydan raydan:

novachick novachick:

I think people that don't pick up after their dog's are rude, lazy assed tards. Absolutely no excuse for it.

We should do what we do to cats when they piss on the floor or carpet.
Rub the owner's face in it.

[ziggy]

If they had that program here i would get some dog poop off the nieghbours barking dogs and start depositing the poop in the collection box's.

At $500.00 a pop for the poop,it could get very expensive.

[novachick]

lily lily:

$1:

"It's a great idea because who hasn't stepped in some doggie doo-doo and dragged it into the house and the car and spent the whole afternoon cleaning it all up," he said. "It's not pleasant."

Me, for one.

I have as well . Then again I have three dogs and don't get a whole lot of satisfaction out of calling myself a dumb blonde bitch for missing it when I cleaned up the yard after them

[JackCoiner]

I'm thinking this may be a strange April Fools joke...?

[ziggy]

JackCoiner JackCoiner:

I'm thinking this may be a strange April Fools joke...?

I'm thinking the same thing,the sun usually does something every year.
This guys name kinda gives it away.

$1:

But another genetics expert, Dr. Jack Russell, questioned how successful the program will be.

[mtbr]

JackCoiner JackCoiner:

I'm thinking this may be a strange April Fools joke...?

party pooper

as AR said did you notice the Oh Henry in the bag?

That's why the dog is drooling

[ziggy]

Darn good one,even Riden fell for it.

Dr. Jack Russell PHD BS

The Edmonton sun ran with it too.