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PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:54 pm
 


Title: Chinese girl gets 'kiss of deaf'
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Posted By: snookums
Date: 2008-12-09 08:37:38


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:54 pm
 


Thats bizarre...so what happens when they go all the way...a sex change? 8O :?


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:57 pm
 


WTF was he doing to her? 8O


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:02 pm
 


So what the hell do they do the Dr.'s recommend?

'Shake hands', and then 'mount up'!!! :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:39 pm
 


Holy crap.... he sucked out her ear drum :?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:56 pm
 


It’s odd because the negative pressure in the mouth should have been enough to close the Eustachian tube off to the middle ear. Since the Tympanic membrane is so sensitive to it would collapse inwards very easily with that much negative pressure. As the article said, the TM should heal in a few months which is about the same time it takes it to heal after vent tubes have been removed or fallen out.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:59 pm
 


Regina Regina:
It’s odd because the negative pressure in the mouth should have been enough to close the Eustachian tube off to the middle ear. Since the Tympanic membrane is so sensitive to it would collapse inwards very easily with that much negative pressure. As the article said, the TM should heal in a few months which is about the same time it takes it to heal after vent tubes have been removed or fallen out.


The question still remains... how freakin' hard was he sucking her face? I mean, seriously....

That HAD to hurt.


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Regina Regina:
It’s odd because the negative pressure in the mouth should have been enough to close the Eustachian tube off to the middle ear. Since the Tympanic membrane is so sensitive to it would collapse inwards very easily with that much negative pressure. As the article said, the TM should heal in a few months which is about the same time it takes it to heal after vent tubes have been removed or fallen out.

8O 8O 8O 8O And you play Hockey too!!! [drool]

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:03 pm
 


Now's that's love baby!


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That’s what is so perplexing about it happening at all. The Eustachian tube is small and soft which can easily collapse and plug up under normal circumstances. It’s the small passageway between your throat and the middle ear and is the reason we can equalize ear pressure when flying or scuba diving. If it’s plugged when you need to equalize pressure there is virtually nothing you can do to ease the pain. Obviously if everything is true in this story it’s possible but it would be like sucking air through a collapsed straw. Weird at any rate and I bet the “pop” hurt a tad. :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:13 pm
 


TattoodGirl TattoodGirl:
Regina Regina:
It’s odd because the negative pressure in the mouth should have been enough to close the Eustachian tube off to the middle ear. Since the Tympanic membrane is so sensitive to it would collapse inwards very easily with that much negative pressure. As the article said, the TM should heal in a few months which is about the same time it takes it to heal after vent tubes have been removed or fallen out.

8O 8O 8O 8O And you play Hockey too!!! [drool]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ummmmmm.....well rounded? Besides I don't play goal. :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:16 pm
 


Regina Regina:
TattoodGirl TattoodGirl:
Regina Regina:
It’s odd because the negative pressure in the mouth should have been enough to close the Eustachian tube off to the middle ear. Since the Tympanic membrane is so sensitive to it would collapse inwards very easily with that much negative pressure. As the article said, the TM should heal in a few months which is about the same time it takes it to heal after vent tubes have been removed or fallen out.

8O 8O 8O 8O And you play Hockey too!!! [drool]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ummmmmm.....well rounded? Besides I don't play goal. :lol:

**Waits for the Wilster**

:lol: :lol: :lol: Even more reason to [drool]

:lol: :lol: :wink:

I think he is still running


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:23 pm
 


ROTFL


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:32 pm
 


I guess in the interest of public health the Chinese should skip the first kiss and go straight to sex. If they're sucking that hard on a kiss their blowjobs must be surreal [drool] .


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:34 pm
 


Sounds like they were doing it wrong.


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