[Newsbot]

Title: Flatulence's stink may be linked to lower blood pressure
Category: Health
Posted By: snookums
Date: 2008-10-24 12:18:09
Canadian

[snookums]

[herbie]

Next time the Doctor comments how I'm overweight, smoke, work a high-stress job and he's amazed my blood pressure is so good I'll just have to:

RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

Oh GoD! GASP! No fucking wonder, what DID you eat curried arseholes with extra garlic???? Bleechhh!!!

[ziggy]

When in the Arctic I was amazed at how the Innuit just let er rip when they feel the need.Walking through the northern store and there's an elderly lady that escaped that winters ice floes and is walking down the aisle just letting them rip.

urrrrp! urrrrrp! urrrrrrp! eeeek! eeeek! eeeeek!

[ShepherdsDog]

MRE's/boil in the foil meals must have been full of hydrogen sulfide because after eating them I can bring a tear to my eye and clear out a tent. Chicken a la King was always the worst.

[ziggy]

How about KFC?

That shit will make anyone stink.