Blue_Nose Blue_Nose:
Reminds me of Mike Smith from Trailer Park Boys singing "Liquor and Whores" on the air on the morning show on Q104 here in Halifax a few years ago... People would call in complaining, and they'd play their calls on the air, and then play the song two or three times in a row just to spite them

haha I have that downloaded.
Liquor and whores, liquor and whores.
Cig'retts and dope and mustard and balogna and liquor and whores.
I was down, drinkin at the legion.
I met a girl, she was nice,
she was pretty and pleasin'.
She said "Hey boy, we should do some marry'in".
I said "Sure but before we do there's somethin that you should know".
I like liquor and whores, liquor and whores.
Cig'retts and dope and mustard and balogna and liquor and whores.
Doobie doot doot do... [instrumental break]
And then one night down at the legion
She walked in, I was drunk on gin,
dancin' with a lady friend.
And she said "Hey boy, you better fly the fuck home".
I said "No, cause a' five little words, coulda' swore I said to you".
I like liquor and whores, liquor and whores.
Cig'retts and dope and mustard and balogna and liquor and whores