[Newsbot]

Title: Elvis is alive and well
Category: Strange
Posted By: snookums
Date: 2008-07-28 08:25:58

[Bacardi4206]

These people need a life.

[Public_Domain]

[Brenda]

$1:

and buy souvenir Elvis toilet paper.

Now that should really bring up a shitload of of money...

[Blue_Nose]

$1:

"Elvis was an informant to the FBI, and life was becoming unbearable for him," Beeny explains to me. "For believing he didn't die, some may label me a nut, but the evidence is compelling."

Compelling evidence you say? Let's here it:

$1:

The doctor, who made Beeny promise he would never utter his name, handed over tissue samples. One set, he claimed, was taken from Elvis when he was still alive. The other, his story went, came from the body which was eventually buried in Graceland.

The samples were shipped off to a lab. And, wouldn't you know, the remnants were from two different men.

So two tissue samples Dr. Anonymous "claims" are from living Elvis and dead Elvis turn out to be from different people?

Sure is compelling evidence... about as compelling as the notion that he was an FBI informant.

[Public_Domain]

[Heavy_Metal]

alive and 'well'.....pfft...that guy wasn't well at all when he WAS alive....

[robmik43]

There were dozens of him in Collingwood this
past weekend...lots of him were the right age
[and shape], to be him.