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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:59 pm
 


Title: Nude maid cleans out posh house
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Posted By: kitty
Date: 2008-05-27 12:38:39


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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:59 pm
 


i would like to ask while the guy was married why he wanted a nude maid..I dunno im retired and have a maid but she works... what the hell is up with that.....


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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 10:07 pm
 


she's nude dude .... thats whats up ;)

He didn't hire her for her cleaning skills i thought that part was obvious


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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 10:41 pm
 


So THAT'S why Nova was here earlier....*wink*

I swear to God that's gonna get me into shit


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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 3:21 am
 


I could use one especially if she looks like Kitty's avatar.
Trust me I won't make her do windows :wink:


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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 3:42 am
 


commanderkai commanderkai:
So THAT'S why Nova was here earlier....*wink*

I swear to God that's gonna get me into shit


ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

I guess all the pillaging is going to my head XD


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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 3:19 pm
 


Nude maids.

Yet another reason to live in Florida.


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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 3:45 pm
 


and having no health care


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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 4:17 pm
 


"What do you mean, you hired a maid to clean the house?"

"Well, I thought I should have the house nice and clean when you got home."

"The Police tell me she was naked."

"Yea, well.."

"Why in the world would you hire a maid..And a naked one!"

"See, she wasn't, like naked, when she arrived."

"So, she removed her clothes when she got here."

"Yea. I thought maybe she was like hot."

"Did you NOT think that this was somewhat strange?"

"It's been warm."

"What about my jewelry?"

"What about it?"

"She stole $40,000.00 worth of MY jewelry. Quite a feat, considering she was nude."

"Yea, well, see, that's what I don't understand.''

"You don't understand?"

"No. How could she walk by me, naked, and I didn't see the jewelry."

"Know what?"

"What.."

"You're an idiot."

"Thank you."


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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 4:43 pm
 


HAHAHAHAHAHA ROTFL


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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:06 pm
 


Toro Toro:
Nude maids.

Yet another reason to live in Florida.

Yeah Lutz, FL is getting quite a weird reputation lately. That's the same place the teacher got fired for being a Wizard, which I totally believed! I thought Id lost 5 Pro-V1 golf balls at TPC of Tampa which is in Lutz. Turns out the Wizard the may have turned them into frogs because that's all that was there when I got to the spot. Now it turns out some nude maid may have stole them!!!


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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:14 pm
 


Regina Regina:
Toro Toro:
Nude maids.

Yet another reason to live in Florida.

Yeah Lutz, FL is getting quite a weird reputation lately. That's the same place the teacher got fired for being a Wizard, which I totally believed! I thought Id lost 5 Pro-V1 golf balls at TPC of Tampa which is in Lutz. Turns out the Wizard the may have turned them into frogs because that's all that was there when I got to the spot. Now it turns out some nude maid may have stole them!!!

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

That is freaking hilarious!!!!


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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:17 pm
 


Thank you..thank you....I'll be here all week. Try the chicken!

:lol:


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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:18 pm
 


I'd be sitting outside watching her clean the windows.


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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:19 pm
 


Regina Regina:
Toro Toro:
Nude maids.

Yet another reason to live in Florida.

Yeah Lutz, FL is getting quite a weird reputation lately. That's the same place the teacher got fired for being a Wizard, which I totally believed! I thought Id lost 5 Pro-V1 golf balls at TPC of Tampa which is in Lutz. Turns out the Wizard the may have turned them into frogs because that's all that was there when I got to the spot. Now it turns out some nude maid may have stole them!!!


But how did she carry them out without any pockets? 8O :lol:


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