taipei
Junior Member
Posts: 57
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 4:17 pm
"What do you mean, you hired a maid to clean the house?"
"Well, I thought I should have the house nice and clean when you got home."
"The Police tell me she was naked."
"Yea, well.."
"Why in the world would you hire a maid..And a naked one!"
"See, she wasn't, like naked, when she arrived."
"So, she removed her clothes when she got here."
"Yea. I thought maybe she was like hot."
"Did you NOT think that this was somewhat strange?"
"It's been warm."
"What about my jewelry?"
"What about it?"
"She stole $40,000.00 worth of MY jewelry. Quite a feat, considering she was nude."
"Yea, well, see, that's what I don't understand.''
"You don't understand?"
"No. How could she walk by me, naked, and I didn't see the jewelry."
"Know what?"
"What.."
"You're an idiot."
"Thank you."