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Title: Pam Anderson's $1M offer to end hunt a farce, sealing head says
Category: Misc CDN
Posted By: DrCaleb
Date: 2013-12-18 07:27:24
Canadian

[saturn_656]

Pam just lost all of her Canadian cred. Massive slap in the face to sealers.

[Regina]

Where did she get money? Last I heard, she was broke.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Regina Regina:

Where did she get money? Last I heard, she was broke.

She just went along for the ride. Sam Simon was the one who actually made the pledge through his charitable foundation.

[Thanos]

1) Don't diss the Newfies. They have a strange sense of humour they can retaliate with.

2) Dear Pam, show tits then GTFO.

[Public_Domain]

[Unsound]

How old is she now? You can see a lot of tits if you have a million dollars.

[Thanos]

They're made out of plastic so they ought to be holding up fairly well against all the weather-beating and abuse compared to the rest of her.

[ShepherdsDog]

she applies make up with the same tools drywallers use. She`s getting to the point where the air brushing of her photos require high pressure tanks......she has not aged well

[DrCaleb]

Public_Domain Public_Domain:

Thanos Thanos:

2) Dear Pam, show tits then GTFO.

Passss....

Just rent the movie 'Barb Wire'. It's a crappy plot with Pam Anderson running around for 2 hours topless. Before she had the breast implants removed.

[Public_Domain]

[DrCaleb]

Public_Domain Public_Domain:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Just rent the movie 'Barb Wire'. It's a crappy plot with Pam Anderson running around for 2 hours topless. Before she had the breast implants removed.

And before she turned 40...

I hate that women have ever felt that breast implants work.

I remember when I was a teenager several girls feeling "inadequate" making "big" plans... Gross...

They do work! I think if a woman has an ideal look that she wants to achieve and if she's willing to go through the pain and expense of surgery - it's the least I can do to stop, stare and admire the work done.



Is there a faceslap emot?

[Thanos]

ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:

she applies make up with the same tools drywallers use. She`s getting to the point where the air brushing of her photos require high pressure tanks......she has not aged well

A half-million miles of cock on any chassis is gonna leave a lot of nasty dents, scrapes, and gouges. But she did successfully exploit the odd American fascination for the "blonde + bubblehead + big 'uns = fame + $$$$" arithmetic and was able to turn it into some kind of a career. Not to bad for someone who would have been stuck blowing the lead singers from bar bands in an alleyway next to the dumpsters in East Vancouver if she'd stayed home instead.

Her, "hey, a million dollars is a lot of money here in Newfoundland!" comment is pure hilarity that only someone truly ignorant and stupid could make. Yes, the Newfies aren't living high on the hog like they do in California. But, no, they're not quite at the level of Mogadishu yet, so they really don't need the table scraps from some celebrity pricks from LA.

[ShepherdsDog]

too many bad boob jobs out there, where it looks like someone had a ball cut in half and glued to a flat chest.

[Thanos]

The "a sheet of plastic wrap stretched as tight as possible over two half-oranges" effect is always gruesome when seen uncovered. Boob jobs, unless there was a lot of money given to a very skilled high-end surgeon, really only look OK under clothes, not exposed.