[Newsbot]

Title: Strange sounds in Terrace, B.C., spark stranger theories
Category: Strange
Posted By: Hyack
Date: 2013-08-30 16:31:36
Canadian

[Jabberwalker]

It's that monster weed that they grow in the Skeena Valley ...

[saturn_656]

Slender Man is pissed.

[jj2424]

It's the sound of construction/progress. Two things that are completely foreign to the back country hill billies in BC.

[Thanos]

BC hillbillies aren't immune to hard work. It's just that they blow all their money on dope, booze, quads, and wife-beater shirts afterwards.

[N_Fiddledog]

It's Gabriel sounding the battle call to get ready for the final battle before the end of the world, of course. Check out the guy below. Would he lie to you?

[herbie]

Or its a coal train with a seized wheel and everyone in Terrace is too drunk or stoned to think of that.
At least everyone I know in Terrace is too wasted to think of that....

[llama66]

its interesting that the same sound has been heard in other parts of the world...

[Thanos]

Probably Hand of Kwll and Hand of Rhynn time about to go down and no one's fucking noticing. This is serious fucking shit man, like HAARP times about a billion. Next thing you know terrified dolphins, seals, and sharks will be jumping out of the water into boats just to get away from whatever it is that's rising from the depths.

[saturn_656]

Thanos Thanos:

Probably Hand of Kwll and Hand of Rhynn time about to go down and no one's fucking noticing. This is serious fucking shit man, like HAARP times about a billion. Next thing you know terrified dolphins, seals, and sharks will be jumping out of the water into boats just to get away from whatever it is that's rising from the depths.

It's Cthulhu, rising from its slumber. That or the Kraken.



Either way, nice knowing ya BC.

[Thanos]

That's one of the Main Man's grandkids, man. Read Stephen King's The Night Flier and Popsy, man. You don't ever mess with the Main Man's grandkids man.

[llama66]

Cthulhu the soul drinker shall soon return, the sound is of him stirring...

[Thanos]

fucking martians again

[ShepherdsDog]

Ithaqua the Wind Walkker, has gone on a tour of his realm



That or cycle has been completed and the melting ice has revealed the ancient city of Olathoe, which lays on the plateau of Sarkis, in the Land of Lomar. That which was imprisoned there has been freed.

"Slumber, watcher, till the spheres,
Six and twenty thousand years
Have revolv'd, and I return
To the spot where now I burn.
Other stars anon shall rise
To the axis of the skies;
Stars that soothe and stars that bless
With a sweet forgetfulness:
Only when my round is o'er
Shall the past disturb thy door."

[Tyler_1]

I would love to have 4 arms like that.