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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:44 pm
 


Pity, sometimes reading between the lines is helpful...like, buggaring boys in the ass is wrong, even though not expressly stated that way.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:15 am
 


OnTheIce OnTheIce:
More importantly, with Ignatieff as a Russian Orthodox and 'Cat Meat' Kinsella being a Catholic, how long till we hear they they both don't share the Liberal views on same sex marriage?

Not only do neither support same sex marriage, but the pure act of homosexuality is considered a 'sin'.


And what exactly does this have to do with harper's insult to the Catholic faith..
and who considers gay acts a sin..? you guys kill me with the tory bullshit.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:16 am
 


Just watched the video on you tube.. he did put it in his pocket... hope it cured his sins...


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:55 am
 


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He just dipped it into his pocket for a minute, that's where the peanut butter packet was! THEN he ate it!


Some more food for thought, You are not supposed to eat anything for an hour before takin communion.... that's also a no no.

See, the poor guy just can't win


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:58 am
 


OnTheIce OnTheIce:
More importantly, with Ignatieff as a Russian Orthodox and 'Cat Meat' Kinsella being a Catholic, how long till we hear they they both don't share the Liberal views on same sex marriage?

Not only do neither support same sex marriage, but the pure act of homosexuality is considered a 'sin'.


Actually the pure act of anal sex is a sin, being gay (Attraction to the same sex) being bad, I don't believe is covered very well in that man made bible.

If nobody has anal sex then nobody's sinning..... and if you never see them have sex, you can't say they did. :wink:


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:31 am
 


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When I used to attend church, the host was always a loaf of bread one of the parishoners made. It got dunked into the wine and given to the worshipper to consume. Christ always spoke in parables and metaphors....and the catholics took this sermon literally 8O


If they took it literally, they'd be eating flesh and drinking blood like vampires or warewolves. :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:53 am
 


That's what transubstantiation is, the conversion of the host and wine into actual flesh and blood. Catholics believe the host and wine actually becomes the blood and flesh of Christ once they've consumed it during the eucharist, and the Protestants that believe that Christ was speaking symbolically.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:47 am
 


Praxius Praxius:
herbie herbie:
He just dipped it into his pocket for a minute, that's where the peanut butter packet was! THEN he ate it!


Some more food for thought, You are not supposed to eat anything for an hour before takin communion.... that's also a no no.

See, the poor guy just can't win


And no swimming for an hour after...


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:52 am
 


ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
That's what transubstantiation is, the conversion of the host and wine into actual flesh and blood. Catholics believe the host and wine actually becomes the blood and flesh of Christ once they've consumed it during the eucharist, and the Protestants that believe that Christ was speaking symbolically.


Po'Tay'toe, Po'Tat'O.... Toe'May'Toe, Toe'Mat'O....

Wait a second... how could they view that symbolically? Jesus wasn't this little dude:

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Nor was he:

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Now that's just silly.... My bets are on Cannibalism :twisted: [drool]


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:57 am
 


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And no swimming for an hour after...


That's why Jesus walked on water.

Well actually, it was merely him walking on a sandbar during low tide.

And he made water into wine because he bought a wine kit.

He cured the sick because he's really a Puerto Rican named Jesus Grenandez who came from the future in a time machine with a first aid kit and a bunch of other fancy things.

Unfortunatly over the years of passing the stories down from generation to generation before the Bible was written, the story got a little altered.

I know this because I sold him the time machine..... he'll be venturing back in time in about a week.

And don't try and stop him or try and get me to tell you the location and exact time. It's already been written in the timeline and there's nothing you can do about it.

Unless you found the dagger of time, but even then, your chances are next to impossible. It already happened, it'll happen again.

Mooo Hooo Haw haw haw ha ha ha ha!!!!


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:42 am
 


Is this done yet? This "scandal" is wafer thin.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:19 am
 


Oh do try this eensie-weensy little after dinner host. It's just wafer thin....

Stephen "Mr Creosote" Harper


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:37 pm
 


kenmore kenmore:
OnTheIce OnTheIce:
More importantly, with Ignatieff as a Russian Orthodox and 'Cat Meat' Kinsella being a Catholic, how long till we hear they they both don't share the Liberal views on same sex marriage?

Not only do neither support same sex marriage, but the pure act of homosexuality is considered a 'sin'.


And what exactly does this have to do with harper's insult to the Catholic faith..
and who considers gay acts a sin..? you guys kill me with the tory bullshit.


Come on sweaty....there's talk about religion in this topic....funny how you ignored the others going off topic and decided to reply to me.

Who considers gay "acts" as a sin? Perhaps it's time you brush up on Ignatieff, his religion and that of his war room leader, too.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:09 pm
 


What the hell does the gay issue and same sex marriage have to do with harpers fuck up.. ? the Catholic church does not agree with same sex marriages.. don't perform them. Does not ordain openly gay priests either. .there are gays in all walks of life and there is sex scandals and abuses in all religions including the mormons, jehova witness and every other.. as long as there are humans on earth we will have this. what it has to do with this issue is beyond me.. torys grasping at straws I guess.. stone throwing for torys is a way of life apparently.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:09 pm
 


kenmore kenmore:
What the hell does the gay issue and same sex marriage have to do with harpers fuck up.. ? the Catholic church does not agree with same sex marriages.. don't perform them. Does not ordain openly gay priests either. .there are gays in all walks of life and there is sex scandals and abuses in all religions including the mormons, jehova witness and every other.. as long as there are humans on earth we will have this. what it has to do with this issue is beyond me.. torys grasping at straws I guess.. stone throwing for torys is a way of life apparently.


It's a religious issue, genius.

When you Liberals are dragging the bottom for something to feed on and stop on religion, you should consider how many windows you have in your home before you start throwing rocks at your neighbor.

You want to take shots at Harper and his choices, good or bad, during this service, expect the religion, choices and views of your leader to be questioned as well.


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