Gunnair Gunnair:
And no swimming for an hour after...
That's why Jesus walked on water.
Well actually, it was merely him walking on a sandbar during low tide.
And he made water into wine because he bought a wine kit.
He cured the sick because he's really a Puerto Rican named Jesus Grenandez who came from the future in a time machine with a first aid kit and a bunch of other fancy things.
Unfortunatly over the years of passing the stories down from generation to generation before the Bible was written, the story got a little altered.
I know this because I sold him the time machine..... he'll be venturing back in time in about a week.
And don't try and stop him or try and get me to tell you the location and exact time. It's already been written in the timeline and there's nothing you can do about it.
Unless you found the dagger of time, but even then, your chances are next to impossible. It already happened, it'll happen again.
Mooo Hooo Haw haw haw ha ha ha ha!!!!