PluggyRug PluggyRug:
I weld pieces of junk metal together and sell them as artistic constructs.

Alas, no government money comes my way.
Myself, I create abstract art every morning using a very popular medium and my art speaks to the best qualities of liberals.
Appropriately, I then flush these creations away which then elevates my work to
performance art.
Certainly, there's some sick ba$tard who'd applaud my work, but myself, I just think of it as being a tad shitty.