[herbie]

I'm sure the bean-counters have a formula to figure the "cost" of elevating a person's body temperature.

[Thanos]

Mayor McCheese should lighten the fuck up. If Sarnia is like any other city in this silly country they probably spend more than $8K every day on pointless vanity projects that the local politicians keep saying "the community needs". Hell, our silly bint of an Environment Minister just got popped for blowing almost $7K on photography costs for the "look at how good we are!" portion of Canada's involvement in the Paris climate get-together.

If we're going to complain about $8K being spent on something stupid then we should talk about how that's about the same amount of money spent per month for a couple of Syrian families that the morons have let in under Operation: We're So Sorry. And the payoff for that is completely negligible, unless more votes for Liberals as well as some second-generation Syrian threatening to decapitate the PM twenty years from now are considered benefits.

[herbie]

Wow. $8000 for a couple hundred grand worth of publicity.
And then Mr. Mayor turns it negative so we'll all remember Sarnia is the town of cheap whiners, even those who might have enjoyed the hospitality and come back to visit.
DUMB POLITICIAN OF THE YEAR

[bootlegga]

Thanos Thanos:

We'll be OK as long as this moron wasn't one of them.

Don't forget this POS who was once a US Swimmer:

[rickc]

I see a lack of entrepreneurship here!!! They are stating that this keeps happening on a regular basis? Than get ready for it. "Wow you look like you are really shivering there. I suggest you step right up to our warm blackberry brandy shot counter sir. We have a special going on right now. Or whiskey shots if you prefer" "Blankets here!!! Get your blankets here!!! Warm and toasty right out of the dryer. Step right up. Keep the line moving please" "Everyone will have to go to a processing center until we figure out exactly who you are. That could take a few weeks. Anyone who would like the expedited service with a 24 hour service guarantee can step over to the left line where for a nominal fee can we can speed up your departure."

[Hyack]

rickc rickc:

I see a lack of entrepreneurship here!!! They are stating that this keeps happening on a regular basis? Than get ready for it. "Wow you look like you are really shivering there. I suggest you step right up to our warm blackberry brandy shot counter sir. We have a special going on right now. Or whiskey shots if you prefer" "Blankets here!!! Get your blankets here!!! Warm and toasty right out of the dryer. Step right up. Keep the line moving please" "Everyone will have to go to a processing center until we figure out exactly who you are. That could take a few weeks. Anyone who would like the expedited service with a 24 hour service guarantee can step over to the left line where for a nominal fee can we can speed up your departure."

All major credit cards and cash readily accepted......

[Vamp018]

Hyack Hyack:

rickc rickc:

I see a lack of entrepreneurship here!!! They are stating that this keeps happening on a regular basis? Than get ready for it. "Wow you look like you are really shivering there. I suggest you step right up to our warm blackberry brandy shot counter sir. We have a special going on right now. Or whiskey shots if you prefer" "Blankets here!!! Get your blankets here!!! Warm and toasty right out of the dryer. Step right up. Keep the line moving please" "Everyone will have to go to a processing center until we figure out exactly who you are. That could take a few weeks. Anyone who would like the expedited service with a 24 hour service guarantee can step over to the left line where for a nominal fee can we can speed up your departure."

All major credit cards and cash readily accepted......

Eh don't accept any CC at all. There's a Dangerous CC Bubble. Demand Gold or Silver or Military Weapon, and not that UK Bubblehead Crap your Navy bought.

[DrCaleb]

'We do love Canada': Americans aim to repay Sarnia for $8K rescue of floating partiers

[BartSimpson]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

'We do love Canada': Americans aim to repay Sarnia for $8K rescue of floating partiers

I sent Joe a note to let him know that we only need to send Sarnia US$6400 to make good on the expenses.

[herbie]

Forget the online bit. Mail envelopes full of pennies... what they deserve.