BartSimpson BartSimpson:
In a total coincidence absolutely none of the surveillance cameras arrayed around the Kremlin managed to catch this assassination which took place within spitting distance of the Kremlin.
Total coincidence.
Good thing that Putin says he's going to personally oversee the investigation into this assassination.

This coincidence happens a lot in China, too. When a dissident got beaten or killed, the security camera just broke when that happened. if police needs to catch anybody who is organizing a demonstration or something, all the cameras work again.