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There's this great video at YouTube of a recent immigrant Gypsy trying to walk out of a store with a 24 case of beer under her skirt.
That proves what lousy scum they really are.
Actually, in that case I was more just impressed, than trying to make the 'lousy scum' point.
I mean...it was a 24 pack. She just flips it up under her long flowing Gypsy skirt and off she goes with the case between her legs. You might not like what they do, but nobody can do it like a Gypsy can.
You have to be careful if you're determined to treat Gypsies fair though. They've got this new one where a girl distracts you at the ATM while a partner does a snatch n dash. Lately there's been gypsies doing that one with old ladies and jewelry in Vancouver as well. I imagine anybody could do it, but the Gypsies are the ones making YouTube, and the news.
Cause they're impressive you see. In fact try looking at it this way. It's not that you need to treat them unfair, it's that to be polite you should treat them in the special way their excellence at crooked behavior demands. Don't be leaving your blond haired child with a Gypsy just to be fair, because you might leave her for a sec with a reasonable looking non-Gypsy. It's rude to the gypsy. Treat Gypsies like the excellent child thieves they've been known as since the days of Heidi. It's only good manners.