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The United Arab Emirates, for example, took a tougher stance against online dissent earlier this month when it passed a new law that means anyone can be imprisoned for using the web to criticize the oil-rich Gulf country’s rulers or its institutions.
The leaders of the UAE are a bunch of ignorant old corpses who secretly watch gay pron on their computers just like their hero Osama did.
Heh. Pron.
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Choke on it, b*tches!

Oddly enough that's the most often used line of dialogue in gay pron.
I wouldn't let the UN govern the keys to the men's room much less let them have any input into regulating the internet.