$1:
The 22-year-old "woke to find his penis swollen and painful with a red mark on the shaft suggestive of a bite. He rapidly developed generalized muscle pains, fever, headache, photophobia [light sensitivity] and vomiting,"
Also...
Spins a web any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
http://www.missico.com/personal/kids/sp ... efault.htm
