[Newsbot]

Title: CNN report says squirrel seen in Banff, B.C.
Category: Funny
Posted By: WDHIII
Date: 2009-08-21 13:35:58
Canadian

[ridenrain]

No. No. This is wrong. Banff is in BC. Everything is in BC. Come to BC.
(Brought to you by the BC tourist board)

[leewgrant]

$1:

A National Geographic survey in 2006 found that half of all young Americans couldn't locate New York on a map or identify the Mississippi River.

25% can't locate Washington DC on a map and when asked where North Dakota is located, the US or Canada, 5% answered in the True North Strong and Free.

[herbie]

ridenrain ridenrain:

No. No. This is wrong. Banff is in BC. Everything is in BC. Come to BC.
(Brought to you by the BC tourist board)

The tourism board that's looking for work these days....?

It's ALL GOOD. We'll take Banff.
Alberta can have Surrey, okay?

[ridenrain]

What if we throw in some killer whales?

[Yogi]

ridenrain ridenrain:

What if we throw in some killer whales?

NO DEAL. We have already exceeded our quota for beached whales!!!

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Could we int'rest ya in some Quebecers maybe?

[Yogi]

Ummm. Is that offer about the whales still on the table???

[ridenrain]

I don't know if their about any more.... We need to wait untill the Alaskan cruise ship docks..

[Yogi]

Delivery of said whales shouldn't be a problem in that case!

[PublicAnimalNo9]

[TattoodGirl]

Ok I am super lost on this squirrel thing. Wtf did the squirrel do?

I have been planning for the zombie apocalypse not a squirrel apocalypse...do I have to revamp my plan?

[Hyack]

TattoodGirl TattoodGirl:

Ok I am super lost on this squirrel thing. Wtf did the squirrel do?

I have been planning for the zombie apocalypse not a squirrel apocalypse...do I have to revamp my plan?

Squirrel bombing.....

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Well, THIS is the original squirrel that's been popping up all over the place. From the looks of things, the cute li'l bugger poked his head up just in time to get in picture.

[Canadian_Mind]

if you plan for zombie squirrels you should be able to cover both bases AND not have to severely modify your plan.

For me it's a matter fo switching from bird-shot to flechet rounds.